Below I have posted my very long, very in-depth "analysis" about the American Idol results.  Call me a dork now and get it over with.  But I am addicted to this show.  

           "I pledge alleigance to the Gibsons
           who grace the face of the globe,
           and to the ideals for which they stand,
           one community, under God,
           with tea and plenty of scones for all!"